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Starring Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor
Season 3 (CBS) (1967-68)
Episode Guide compiled by The Classic TV Archive
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 ############### Green Acres ##################
############# season 3 1967-68 ###############
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CBS Wednesdays 9:00 pm EST (30 episodes)

 3.1 [63] Green Acres: THE MAN FOR THE JOB
06Sep67
Guest Cast:
J. Pat O'Malley ............... Dooly Watkins
Sam Edwards ................... Wally Dunbar
Vinton Hayworth ............... Dr. Faber
Guy Raymond ................... Grover Simpson
and:
Edgar Buchanan ................ Uncle Joe (from 'Petticoat Junction')
Rufe Davis .................... Floyd Smoot (from 'Petticoat Junction')
The Committee to Select a New State Senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.

3.2 [64] Green Acres: LISA'S JAM SESSION
13Sep67
Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.

3.3 [65] Green Acres: LOVE COMES TO ARNOLD ZIFFEL
20Sep67
An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the
residents of Hooterville.

3.4 [66] Green Acres: OLIVER vs. THE PHONE COMPANY (1/4) (start of 4 part story)
27Sep67
Guest Cast:
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
Robert Foulk .................. Roy Trendell
Hal Smith ..................... Carl Bevins
Stephen Coit .................. Woody Shankel
Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.

3.5 [67] Green Acres: OLIVER TAKES OVER THE PHONE COMPANY (2/4)
04Oct67
Guest Cast:
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
Robert Foulk .................. Roy Trendell
Dave Willock .................. Mr. McGurney
Jonathan Hole ................. Announcer
Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.

3.6 [68] Green Acres: A KIND WORD FOR THE PRESIDENT (3/4)
11Oct67
Guest Cast:
Robert Foulk .................. Roy Trendell
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
Merie Earle ................... Sarah
Oliver sets out to accomplish two changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.

3.7 [69] Green Acres: DON'T COUNT YOUR TOMATOES BEFORE THEY'RE PICKED (Part 4/4)
18Oct67
Guest Cast:
Guy Raymond ................... Farmhand
June Foray .................... Carmelita
Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.

3.8 [70] Green Acres: EB ELOPES
25Oct67
Guest Cast:
Guy Raymond ................... Walter
Frank Kreig ................... Man
Tobie Dulien .................. Gladys
Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.

3.9 [71] Green Acres: THE THING
01Nov67
Guest Cast:
George Ives ................... Mr. Bennett
DoDo Denny .................... Girl
Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown
item is shipped to the farm.

3.10 [72] Green Acres: DAS LUMPEN
08Nov67
Guest Cast:
George Neise .................. Buddy Atkinson
John Alderson ................. Corporal
Louis Mercier ................. Waiter
Gordon Jump ................... Mr. Clark
Murray Alper .................. Bartender
Phil Gordon ................... Page boy
Lisa tells another war story--this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and
started their romance.

3.11 [73] Green Acres: WON'T YOU COME HOME, ARNOLD ZIFFEL?
15Nov67
Guest Cast:
Jonathan Hole ................. Mr. Fortney
Ted de Corsia ................. Mr. Grimes
Shirley Mitchell .............. Nurse
Irwin Charone ................. Manager
The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.

3.12 [74] Green Acres: JEALOUSY, ENGLISH STYLE
22Nov67
Guest Cast:
Patrick Horgan ................ Tony Ashley
Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.

3.13 [75] Green Acres: HANEY'S NEW IMAGE
29Nov67
Guest Cast:
Hal Riddle .................... Mr. Farley
When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed
new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.

3.14 [76] Green Acres: ALF AND RALPH BREAK UP
13Dec67
(no guest cast details)
Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.

3.15 [77] Green Acres: NO TRESPASSING
20Dec67
Guest Cast:
Percy Helton .................. Ira HAtch
Eleanor Audley ................ Mother
Vinton Hayworth ............... Dr. Faber
Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.

3.16 [78] Green Acres: EB RETURNS
27Dec67
Guest Cast:
Maggie Peterson ............... Cynthia Appleby
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
The Douglases' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.

3.17 [79] Green Acres: NOT GUILTY
03Jan68
Guest Cast:
Robert Hastings ............... Jack Webster
Tom D'Andrea .................. Bailiff
John Harmon ................... Judge Perkins
Damian O'Flynn ................ Treasury man
Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car (which just happens to cost $300).

3.18 [80] Green Acres: HOME IS WHERE YOU RUN AWAY FROM
10Jan68
Guest Cast:
Gary Dubin .................... Gilbert Henshaw
Russ Bender ................... Sheriff
Merie Earle ................... Sarah
Kerry Maclane ................. Little boy
A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.

3.19 [81] Green Acres: HOW TO SUCCEED IN TELEVISION WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
24Jan68
Guest Cast:
Christopher Shea .............. Dilly Watkins
Tom Browne Henry .............. Mr. Malone
Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electronic Company"; to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates"
the Douglas' farm.

3.20 [82] Green Acres: ARNOLD, BOY HERO
31Jan68
Guest Cast:
Harry Harvey, Sr. ............. Mr. Guerney
Henry Corden .................. Barney
Lewis Charles ................. Clyde
Bill Zuckert .................. Sheriff
Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.

3.21 [83] Green Acres: FLIGHT TO NOWHERE
07Feb68
Guest Cast:
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
Stephen Roberts ............... Mr. Tepple
Kay St.Germain ................ Sadie Prentiss
John Hubbard .................. Mr. Carter
Ed Prentiss ................... Harvey Wilson
Damian O'Flynn ................ Charles Clyde
Dennis Fimple ................. Man
As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join
a chartered government flight to Europe.

3.22 [84] Green Acres: MY MOTHER, THE COUNTESS
14Feb68
Guest Cast:
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
Robert Foulk .................. Roy Trendell
Ezelle Poule .................. Woman
Cherie Ames ................... Girl #1
Emma Tyson .................... Girl #2
Martine Frazier ............... Girl #3
Jaimie Rose ................... Girl #4
Carolyn McMickle .............. Girl #5
Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.

3.23 [85] Green Acres: THE SPRING FESTIVAL
21Feb68
(no guest cast details)
Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a spring festival celebration.

3.24 [86] Green Acres: OUR SON, THE BARBER
28Feb68
Guest Cast:
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
J. Pat O'Malley ............... Windy Hinkle
Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.

3.25 [87] Green Acres: OLIVER'S JADED PAST
06Mar68
Guest Cast:
Shirley Mitchell .............. Wanda Markham
George Ives ................... Manager
Lou Krugman ................... Maitre d'
Louis Quinn ................... Waiter
Victoria Carroll .............. Susie
Phil Gordon ................... Man
Roland Winters ................ Judson Felton
Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.

3.26 [88] Green Acres: THE HUNGARIAN CURSE
13Mar68
Guest Cast:
Wolfe Barzell ................. Lazlo
A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted houseguest. It is revealed that Lazlo
once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt.

3.27 [89] Green Acres: THE RUTABAGA STORY
20Mar68
Guest Cast:
Kay E. Kuter .................. Newt Kiley
Robert Foulk .................. Roy Trendell
Foster Brooks ................. Major
Clark Howat ................... Man
Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates
a publicity campaign to make America more "rutabaga conscious."

3.28 [90] Green Acres: INSTANT FAMILY
27Mar68
Guest Cast:
Shirley Mitchell .............. Nurse
Dennis Pepper ................. Intern
Ann Barton .................... Mrs. Mullen
Pamelyn Ferdin ................ Molly
Bobby Riha .................... Bruce
Gary Dubin .................... Kenny
Tony Fraser ................... Terry
Chris Hudley .................. Eric
Drew Forrest .................. John
Christopher Shea .............. Clarence
When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other
children to live with the Douglases until she recovers.

3.29 [91] Green Acres: A STAR NAMED ARNOLD IS BORN (Part 1/2)
03Apr68
Guest Cast:
Patience Cleveland ............ Miss Hanson
Oscar Beregi .................. Boris Fedor
Trudi Ames .................... High school girl
Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a
chance in show business.

3.30 [92] Green Acres: A STAR NAMED ARNOLD IS BORN (Part 2/2)
10Apr68
Guest Cast:
Patience Cleveland ............ Miss Hanson
Oscar Beregi .................. Boris Fedor
Peter Leeds ................... Ted Sweitzer
Phil Gordon ................... Assistant director
Jonathan Hole ................. Clerk
Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.

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